Someone asked me what the secret type provider I am working on is. I neglected to tell them, and instead joked that it would be the Don Syme type provider. Later I reflected that the idea had actually been a stroke of genius, so just knocked this together in 20 of your English minutes – the Don Syme fact provider! It will produce an endless stream of true facts about the mystery man known as the Father of F#. Get it from my github here.